just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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