He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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