They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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