I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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