Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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