I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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