I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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