If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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