I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Boobs speak an international language.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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