I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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