i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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