there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Less talking, more tequila
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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