Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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