My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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