I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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