if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So many bounce houses so little time
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
