At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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