Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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