Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize