woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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