love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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