after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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