I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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