Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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