that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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