that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dicks are not precious.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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