please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
