Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Randomize