So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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