Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
