But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
In the future we'll all be gay
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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