New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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