its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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