Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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