As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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