Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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