have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
