Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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