too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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