I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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