girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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