you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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