come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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