You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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