And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you had me at cake vodka
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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