its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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