I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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