What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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