Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Bring me that man meat
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