I'm really into asian looking animals
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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