I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
