: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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