hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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