You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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