question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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