i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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