i can't believe i had my finger in that
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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